Because he didnt really belong there and it was a stylistic technique of showing that.

Of course I'm ging to write back, I always respond to reviews. And that doesn't necessarily mean that I'm waiting at my computer for them, I come back after a day or so and check to see if anyone did. And yeah, I am 17. I do go to college (well, I start in September anyways). And if I'm just some nerdy kid who stands next to my computer hoping that someone'll send me a review, then why the hell are you going out of your way to find out that I am 17 and in College and put effort into making a review? If I'm so pathetic why are you putting your time into me? To try and be cool?

At least I have a girlfriend and a car, a life, and friends.

All you do is research people you think are nerds and try to make fun of them. Feel free to PM me and try to make up for your idiotic attempts at slashing my ego.

hahaha, well said sir, well said. thanks for the review :D

Oh hello again. Rather than read your review (which actually wasting your time), I'm going to save my time and give you more erotic literature:

After a quick vaginal spell for hermione and 8 years in azkaban for hagrid, hermione was back at hogwarts doing the usual. Today for quidditch it was hufflepuff against griffindore. As always hermione and ron were both cheering for harry throughout the whole game. She always thought harry was so sexy riding that stick and handling those balls. It reminded her of the one and only night. The night harry stole her virginity. She can remember everything so perfectly, as if it happend last night. She dozed off in what looked like a slight daze as if she was confused and out of nowhere she got hit in the stomach with a bludger. Hooch called the game off. Quickley harry flew over and landed in the balcony everyone cleared the way and there was only hermione on the ground all bloodied up from the impact. She was takin to the hospital wing by the dumbledore (not the dead one) very quickly.
that night in recovery it was only her harry and ron. Ron went to go do homework for lupin in the dorms. harry was left alone with her. Seeing her body there reminded him of the night. the night when all evil was put to rest, the night he felt like he was reborn again, the night when he busted his load so much in her mouth that she started gagging...the night. quickly he couldnt resist himself he slowy unbuttend her robe and reached down her gold and red griffendore skirt there it was, the sky-blue thong. the minute he tried to just touch her pussy she regained conciousness. To a suprise she woke up thinking that it was hagrid, but it was harry. She gave him somewhat of a smile. he smiled back. harry asked her if she was ok. "now that your with me i am". He was so happy that she was alright that he kissed her. She saw that see was still undone from harry curiosity, so he started buttening her back up, but she stoped him. "as you were", she exlaimed. Harry was somewhat surprised but he continued.....IM STILL WORKING ON THE REST OF THE STORY. SRY

Since its your second review, have two!

But he seemed to be satisfied with me at last, and he motioned for me to come forward. He did not touch me, but kept his hands upon his knees as I knelt between his legs and did his bidding, parting his clothing and taking his manhood into my mouth, sucking and stroking him until he was hard, and he said softly, "Enough…"

I stood up, as he did, and he took my shoulders in his hands and turned me round, and had me climb upon the bed where I waited, on my hands and knees at the edge of it. He lifted up my dress and folded it back along my waist, then felt between my legs to see if I was ready for him, and found I was.

Standing behind me, he entered me slowly. His member was as large as any I have known and he said, "Am I hurting you?" I told him no and he said, "You must tell me if I do."

When he was fully in he paused, and I heard him sigh; then he rocked into me, fluidly, very smoothly, holding my hips lightly in his hands to pull me back to him, and with small circular movements of his pelvis he stroked himself in a constant rhythm, deeply in and out. Before too long I heard him draw breath heavily, and he moaned as he reached his climax and came inside me.

After a moment he withdrew, and helped me off the bed. He turned to reach for his goblet and he took it and sank back down again upon his chair. He said quietly, "Thank you, Freya. Cicero will take you back now."

OMFG MY CHICKEN POT PIE IS ON FIRE!!! MUST KEEP WRITING REVIEW, NEWGROUNDS IS LIFE..

Now for some erotic literature:

After a hard-days work on the day of the exams harry, ron and hermione felt extreamly tired so they went back to there dorms at once. Hermione felt intimidated by the sweat on harry's face, and harry as well. nevervously harry did not know what to next, each day he was falling more and more for hermione, but did hermione know? he thought of something simple and invited her into the boys dorm, but before he could say anything she invited him. Even if harry wasn't allowed in the girls dorm he felt to anxious to refuse. As he went up, holding hermione's hand, he can feel sweat dripping down from his chin and his legs. he didnt know what to do, but she quickly took control. They started off with a long conversation about school, but little did he know hermione was getting quite horny. Out of nowhere, in the middle of talking about how annoying colin was getting to be, she kissed him, but only a quick peck. Harry returned it, but in a more passionate way. she slowley rolled her tounge around harry's lips and then in his mouth. She was looking so sexy in the empty dark room, in her summer-tight pink shirt, with jeans so tight that you are able to feel the texture of her skin. he leaned her on the bed until she was fully on her back then got into kissing a little more. Harry didnt know what to do until she told him to take off his shirt, but he refused until she took off her pants. So they both did. She was in a sky-blue thong that was so thin that you could see the moisture coming out of her shaved smooth pussy. He took hermiones panies off and it was like he was in heaven. He pushed his thumb against her clit and she yelled out a quiet but meanningful moan. After about 5 min. of fingering her they both took off all there cloths. Harry took out his rock hard british cock and dabbed it on her lips until she opened her mouth. She opened her mouth and pushed it from cheeck to cheek with her tounge, crookshanks left the room with a whine. After nice oral pleasuring, Harry flipped her over on her knees and spread her legs open. He ate her from side to side until she started to have an orgasm. He didnt want her to cum yet and she didnt want him to cum, or in zacks case, not come at all. he fucked her condom free and she moaned so loud. Her smooth skin and her face so horny. her clit was so pink and she was shaved that you would mistaken her for a pedoliciouse girl. after hours of long and hard fucking they both came as she was riding his cock. one last moan and they fell to the bed side by side. this was the best day at hogwarts that they both have ever had. That is until hagrid came in and shoved his missive-barrell sized cock into hermione until she bled to death, but for harry it was a dream come true